Below are a few quotes from the sample characters in the forthcoming Globetrotters’ Guide to Miscellanea.
Martian Hunter: “The chances of anything coming from Mars are a lot better than a million to one.”
Nanny: “Kite, money to buy food for the pigeons, and revolver. We’re ready for our stroll in the park now, young master.”
Pharmacologist: “Yes, there are side-effects, but things can’t get much worse for you given you have rabies!”
Pugilistic Gentleman: “I don’t care if it is a lion. It’s still susceptible to a quick left jab and a firm right hook, isn’t it?”